dare to be stupid.

HOWDY! NICE TO MEET YA!

Pictured: Jax Hahn (left) and his Blue Heeler princess.
Taken at Stranahan Theater & Great Hall in Toledo, Ohio on September 6th, 2023.

  • NAME: Jax J. Hahn

  • PRONOUNS: He/Him, They/Them

  • AGE: 23

  • BIRTHDAY: 27 November 2001

  • SEXUALITY: Bi

  • LOCATION: None-of-Your-Business, Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA

  • TIME ZONE: U.S. Eastern (GMT-5)

  • HEIGHT: 6'2" - 188 cm

  • WEIGHT: 195 lb - 84 kg

  • Autistic

PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH MY CONTENT IF...

  • You are racist, LGBTQ+phobic, misogynistic or ableist

  • You are a pedophile / MAP / NOMAP

  • You are a zoophile

  • You use "autistic" as an insult

  • You use the R-slur "r####d" for any reason ever

  • You support any of the following: Autism Speaks, Donald Trump/MAGA, Elon Musl, NFTs/blockchain/cryptocurrency/generative AI as a replacement for human creativity

  • You harass people for fun (why tho?)

  • You're an antivaxxer

  • You just want to start drama (refer to "Addressing the Drama" section)

  • You are by any other means an unpleasant person

(eugh) ADDRESSING THE RUMORS...

I was really hoping all of this would go without saying, but thanks to some very misinformed, very toxic, and very unfortunately loud people thinking it's amusing to take things out of context and dig up a hatchet I buried years ago - seriously guys, what does this say about you? - it's time to set the record straight.

I am not, have never been, nor will ever be, a pedophile or a zoophile. They do not have rights. They never have and never will.My love for Bluey as a character is purely platonic. No romantic or sexual desires are involved.The conversations that prompted these rumors were over five years ago. People can change for the better over time.All I did was introduce that guy to Bluey. The rest was puberty getting the better of him and him making things up to make me seem worse. I had nothing to do with it. He even admitted it himself.That one time I had that as my icon was for a joke. Not a very funny joke, I admit looking back on it, but I listened to the criticism and made it right.Everybody's shit may stink, but nobody's forcing you to smell it.What one draws and who one forms a relationship with can be two separate things.It could always be worse - they could be going after real kids.

So there. Now you have no excuses to be blindly hating on me because of your own warped version of the truth. Cancel culture is dead, and I don't give a monkeys if you're just trying to rile me up about all this. I'm past that. Now quit raging at your computer screen and go outside and touch some grass for once in your life.

No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who speaks falsely will stand in my presence.

Psalm 101:7 (NIV)

INTERESTS AND SUCH

  • Cartoons/animation

  • Video games (Mainly Nintendo/Xbox)

  • Music (Can play ukulele, want to learn guitar)

  • Graphic design (Logos, typography/fonts)

  • Board games/tabletop games

  • Art (both traditional and digital)

  • International dubs

  • VHS tapes / DVDs

  • Stuffed animals / plush toys

  • Furry fandom / fursuits / mascot costumes

  • Memes

  • YouTube Poops

  • Japanese language and culture

Please be advised that because I am not completely fluent in Japanese, I use Google Translate for some of my Japanese text. If there are any inaccuracies or mistakes, I apologize in advance.

オレはまだ日本語に完全に堪能ではないので、日本語のテキストの一部に「グーグル・トランズレイト」を使用していることをご承知おきください。誤りがありましたら、あらかじめお詫び申し上げます。

MY INFLUENCES / FAVORITE CARTOONS / CARTOONISTS / ETC. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

Craig McCracken

Joe Brumm

Stephen Hillenburg

Bob Boyle

Ed Skudder
Lynn Wang

Chad Moldenhauer
Jared Moldenhauer
Dave Wasson

Dan Povenmire
Jeff "Swampy" Marsh

Tove Jansson
Lars Jansson
Hiroshi Saito
Kazuo Tabata

Phil Vischer
Mike Nawrocki

  • Gábor Csupó, Arlene Klasky (Rugrats, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, and others)

  • William Joyce (Rolie Polie Olie, George Shrinks, Robots, and others)

  • Murray Cook, Jeff Fatt, Anthony Field, Greg Page, and others (The Wiggles)

  • Tom Ruegger, Sherri Stoner, Rich Arons, Rusty Mills, Peter Hastings (Animaniacs)

  • Rodney Alan Greenblat, Masaya Matsuura (PaRappa the Rapper)

  • Genndy Tartakovsky (Samurai Jack)

  • Traci Paige Johnson, Todd Kessler, Angela C. Santomero (Blue's Clues)

  • C.H. Greenblatt (Chowder, Harvey Beaks, Jellystone!)

  • Joe Murray (Rocko's Modern Life, Camp Lazlo)

  • Jim Davis (Garfield)

  • Charles M. Schulz (Peanuts)

  • Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

  • Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

  • Lincoln Peirce (Big Nate)

  • Dav Pilkey (Captain Underpants)

  • James Murray, Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn (Impractical Jokers)

  • Drew Carey, Aisha Tyler, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and others (Whose Line Is It Anyway?)

  • Stuart Ashen (Ashens)

  • Shane Luis, Adam Keresztyen (Rerez)

  • Scott Wozniak (Scott the Woz)

  • James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd)

  • Austin Hargrave (PeanutButterGamer, Peebs)

  • Jim Caddick (Caddicarus)

  • Daniel Condren (RTGame)

  • Chad Bergström (Chadtronic)

  • Vincent Franzetti, Joel Varg Johansson (Vinesauce)

  • Ben Minnotte (Oddity Archive)

  • Clint Bassinger (Lazy Game Reviews)

LET'S BE MATES!

Wanna chat? That's great! I'm most active on Discord, so shoot me a friend request here:

jaximus37

I also have a Discord server! Please DM me for the link. I would post it here, but I'm a little worried about it falling into the wrong hands...Please note that I am a socially pathetic blob that can't grasp the notion of "small talk." (I'm autistic, I can't help it!) So please understand that if I don't respond to your message right away, I'm either busy with something else, I can't think of anything to say, or I'm just too darned shy to initiate the conversation. I assure you I don't ignore people to be mean.My main social media site outside of that is Bluesky. Click on the handle to go to my page.

For information and reference sheets for my original characters, please refer to my Artfight account.

My main video game system is the Nintendo Switch. Here is my friend code. Please let me know if you want to go a few rounds in Mario Kart or Smash Bros.! I'll be happy to take you on. (Not saying I'll win, but I appreciate the competition.)

SW-6944-3142-8609

I also have other social media, but be forewarned, I don't post to these very often.

Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.

Luke 12:6-7 (NIV)LAST UPDATED: 30 November 24